Beverenge

Meaning: 1) When a tasty beverage leaves you locked in the bathroom all night long. 2) A method used by unsavory waitstaff to passive-aggressively taint your drink.

Function: Noun

Portmanteau Origins: Beverage + Revenge

Example: "I've been in denial about a possible lactose intolerance for years. Even though I face major beverenge after drinking a milkshake or hot chocolate, I can't not have them. And so I suffer."

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