Hamnesia

Meaning: The memory-loss and general sluggishness associated with gorging on ham on Easter.

Function: Noun

Portmanteau Origins: Ham + Amnesia

Credit: Karen and Jerry, hamnesia victims and spokespeople.

Example: "I've waited over six months to use hamnesia in a portmanteau. Hope everyone had a happy Easter."

Variation: Stupork (Stupor + Pork).