Gratiturkey

Meaning: The turkey that someone else made for Thanksgiving that you are sooo glad you didn't have to make.

Function: Noun

Portmanteau Origins: Gratitude + Turkey

Example: "Thanksgiving is typically a pot luck in my family, and each year that I don't have to make the gratiturkey is a very thankful one indeed."

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Variations:
Turduckenosis: (Turducken + Kenosis) The doctrine that you relinquish your health so that your stomach can feel like it was hit by cannonballs after eating several helpings of turducken.